The Mind Boggles

by Rascal Reporters

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"Organ, drums, melodica, voice, acoustic guitar, computer: with these tools, the Rascal Reporters ruin perfectly good Pop melodies and sneeze in the face of Symphonic Jazz-Rock. Again. The band's seventh full-length work, The Mind Boggles hints at the jazz-tinged psychedelia of Soft Machine and the awkward quirkiness of The Residents. Since first performing live as the trio Pigling Bland in 1975, the Rascal Reporters have released five official compact discs, two vinyl LPs, three cassettes, one 7" single and a host of "unofficial" CD EPs. This dizzying discography is perfectly distilled on The Mind Boggles: a showcase for everything the group does well, and perhaps their most compelling work since 1988's masterpiece, Happy Accidents."
-Original 2008 Press Release

Seven years after releasing 'The Foul-Tempered Clavier,' this, the long-running duo's first download-only album, surfaced in early 2008. By this time, group co-founder Steve Kretzmer had mostly retired from music; he appears here on only three songs. It's Steve Gore who takes command throughout The Mind Boggles, though he willingly shares the spotlight with a few invited guests: Mark Harris (Thinking Plague, Hamster Theater) on saxophone, keyboardist Michael Sahl (Judy Collins, Van Dyke Parks), and enigmatic bassist Bob Shirley.

These tracks were gently remastered in 2014 (with a few typos corrected!), and are presented here in Steve Gore's preferred song order, a sequence that he perfected several months after the album was published worldwide (the original album is still available through iTunes and the like).

Sadly, this was to be the last proper Rascal Reporters album released during Steve Gore's lifetime. He died at his home near Detroit on March 14, 2009.

While preparing this reissue, some contemporaneous commentary from Steve was rediscovered; let's allow him to give us all a glimpse into the making of The Mind Boggles:

"It's done! It came out great. I played it all the way through today. 12 songs, 65 minutes. There are a total of three very minor distortion points... I don't know how to get rid of these without ruining the songs. "Mr. Bellamy" from "Memory Almost Full" (Paul McCartney) has distortion during the brass section, so I don't care.

"Stewing In Rodentia" is a definite high point of the album. We've never done a song like this before... a 'breather/chill out' song after all the goofiness. I just wish there was more horn work on it!!!

I'm really, really proud of this one! I've heard it SO many times though, it's impossible for me to be objective about it. I kind of wish I could hear it for the first time. I still like 'Happy Accidents' better, but I think this is my second favorite one, just because there seems to be quite a bit of variety on it.

The acoustic guitar playing was difficult for me because I really don't know what I'm doing.... I just tune the guitar to the bar chords that I want (and maybe adjust one finger, at the most, outside of the bar chord structure), and rehearse like crazy. The rhythm acoustic guitar playing (chords) was double-tracked, and the lead acoustic guitar playing (solo) was single-tracked. I developed some pretty bad sores from the multiple takes needed for "The Orange Jews of Mourning."

For the keyboard solos, I usually do a lot of fast runs up and down the keyboard for a half hour to get in "the mode." Soloing on the keyboard is much easier for me than playing arranged parts. I try to get into a "Zawinul" mode when I'm soloing. If I don't like the solo I recorded, I just do another re-take!!!

For the cover we want a full-colour photo of Kretzmer and I at the beach; he in a work suit, and me in a swim suit."
-Steve Gore, from private correspondence, 2008


released February 4, 2014

The Rascal Reporters (on this particular occasion) are:
Steve Gore: Keyboards, acoustic guitar, melodica, electric bass guitar, voice, drums, percussion.

Steve Kretzmer: Keyboards (1,12), voice (10)
Mark Harris: Alto saxophone, reverse effects (12)
Michael Sahl: Keyboards (9)
Bob Shirley: Electric bass guitar solo (8)
The Old Man at Sea: Voice (7)
Wife of the Old Man at Sea: Voice (7)

Written and recorded 2004-2008 at Bass Mint Studios and Johnson Studios, Oak Park, Michigan. Engineered and mixed by Steve Gore. Recording tape was used for the production of this album.

Archival music engineering and artwork by Brian J Donohoe, 2014.

Michael Sahl's keyboard parts were recorded in New York City, 2006. Mark Harris' saxophone parts were recorded in Denver, Colorado, 2007. "Therese and Isabelle" is loosely based on the 1827 sea shanty, "Wave Goodbye To Me Love, Forevermore" (public domain). Thanks to Brian for song order suggestions.

Special thanks to: Bill Andrews, Brian Donohoe, Steve Feigenbaum, Greg Gore, Mark Harris, Fred Janosy, David Johnson, Mike Johnson (for "the perfect is the enemy of the good"), Dave Kerman, Udi Koorman, Steve and Paul Kretzmer, Geoff and Kelli Logsdon, Marcello Marinone, Dave Newhouse, our Amish friends in Ontario, Ohio, and Pennsylvania, Owen O'Toole, Michael Sahl, Kimara Sajn, Bob Shirley, and Sean Tonar.

"Help them to learn songs of joy instead of 'burn, baby, burn'" - Paul McCartney

Steve Gore dedicates The Mind Boggles to his life-long friend, Steve Kretzmer



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Based in suburban Detroit, the cellar-dwelling perfectionists known as the Rascal Reporters released seven official albums & one 45rpm single from 1980 to 2008. Hebbardesque Records is pleased to present even more music from this unique duo's reel-to-reel archive via Bandcamp. ... more

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Track Name: My Amish Heart
(spoken) Mmmmmm....the Amish. Seven years after the release of this CD, I will be one of them.

Pennsylvania! Pennsylvania! May the sea wash me closer to thee!
Internet? No!
Radio? No!
Bluetooth? No!
Blu-ray? No!
These four "no's" mean yes to me.

My truck is filled up with gas, my heart is filled with their love.
My truck is filled up with gas, my heart is filled with their love.

Once, when I was a boy, I dreamed of shedding all the useless things I'll never need.
Golden sunlight shining on me.... that's all I need.

(spoken) We think of the 'phone as our lifeline for all our needs.
They think of the 'phone as an intrusionfrom the outside world, disrupting their family peace.

Raising up a barn at seventeen... soon, they will return it gratefully.
Sharing meals with those you love... the thought is killing me.
Why did it all take so long to come to me?

Pennsylvania! Pennsylvania!
Touching his face, my new Dad has a kiss for my cheek.
"Bring the oats in"... I was always youngest, but they let me do it anyway.
I don't think the rain will do a single thing to help with our crop. My Dad yells me, "Stop!"

Beautiful day, beautiful day, beautiful day. Soak up the rays, soak up the rays.
Touch a friend's hand... they'll be so glad!
Track Name: The Orange Jews of Mourning
Ordering his salad, Jimmy caught his waiter looking.
Ranch dressing please, and will you stop staring at me?
Undressing me?
Orange juice and toast, please.
He just said, "After a long pause, then all the pretty jazz will come."

Are you free after clocking?
We could watch a movie or something at my place.
I carefully examined his shy face.
All the thoughts I was thinking were showing in his smiling eyes. his sad, brown eyes.

I get off at 3. Meet me here at 3.
I'll bring a movie we could see... Sal and James Dean.
Here's your check, the juice is on me.
Please write your number and name on the back.... please.

Drivin'.... Drivin'....

Jim, could you turn the lights off, please?
I don't want you seeing me.
Fumbling in the dark all my life is what has made a sad and lonely man of me.
Will you take my shirt off me?

Take me, now. Take me now, please. Fill me up with pretty jazz... soft and tenderly.
Pour your love onto me.